xXx: THE POSTS OF JEX

guys go to venus to get more penis

i don't suffer from depression. i enjoy every minute of it

lets geddit reddit

it's 2024 i dont have "apps" on my "phone"

some of you guys are alright. don't come to my DMs tomorrow

please email me and let me know which of the two below bean posts is funnier. i am aware that neither of them are funny, that's not what i'm asking

every day i'm baking beans

bake beans erry day

you're telling me a small family owns this business?

iget grape? haha no thanks bro, iget pussy

Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on jexzone.dog?

watching asmr videos on mute

fortnite? yeah, that's the interval at which i pay my runescape membership [fact check this]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by sending links. and i think id use a picture of keanu and trinity to represent how the link sharing happens on a computer

nike air max

are kpop stans not deterred by the threat of korean fan death?

who up illuminating they manuscript

i just got gifted this horse and boy are its teeth beautiful

hey i've been watching this pot for a while. does anyone know when it's gonna boil

web hosting for morons reddit

well, they can't all be winsons

who up clicking they links!

i have configured my devices to automatically block any DMs received from anyone who is not the girl at berkelouw books who complimented my hair on december 11th, 2023

day ?? without twitter i am currently loading the r/cannedsardines wiki

IMPORTANT if you served me at berkelouw books on december 11th and complimented my hair, please come to my house and be my best friend

[visual meme] all my neighbours love (spotify song screenshot of a fav song)

call me Guinevere the way i enjoy your lance a lot

your lady in a lake the way i camealot

how about this she pull on my sword til i excaliburst

if you send me a live photo im playing that shit. you’d best believe i’m listening to your background noise

confession i make aidan come with me when i want ham from coles because im too scared to talk to the deli lady

you never know what you’re gonna get when you click on a link!

*on one knee* will you be the lean to my bladee

i got a good mark at the dentist and have earned the special reward of eating like shit and barely flossing for the next 3-4 weeks

meds smokers need to stop putting on airs and just go buy their weed out of someone’s shed like a normal person

i would fuck charlie kelly in a purely platonic way

OPINION: the tv remote used to work better

if i stop watching tv for more than 15 minutes i start thinking like maybe everyone would be better off without me

i can’t wait to go home and listen to the same album ive heard 3x today but on my big speakers

i like music so much that i frequently find it overwhelming and distracting throughout the day. anyway stream bayang antarctica mixtape

i want the murder lemonade i need the murder lemonade i would die for the murder lemonade

limmys show “what’s yer hing” for when you meet another autist and want to know what their special interest is

waiting for a permission slip from god that says i’m allowed to vape and nothing bad will happen

PREDICTION they will make a comedy biopic about trump and it will be one of the funniest movies of our lifetime. it will star seth rogen when he’s in his 60s

panera potion seller: my strongest lemonades would kill you traveller (panera bread murder lemonade)

getting a good grade in the pit is normal to want and possible to achieve

[shingles-haver voice] poxchamp