I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

this is the kind of stuff i would post if i had a twitter account

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  • guys go to venus to get more penis
  • i don't suffer from depression. i enjoy every minute of it
  • lets geddit reddit
  • it's 2024 i dont have "apps" on my "phone"
  • some of you guys are alright. don't come to my DMs tomorrow
  • please email me and let me know which of the two below bean posts is funnier. i am aware that neither of them are funny, that's not what i'm asking
  • every day i'm baking beans
  • bake beans erry day
  • you're telling me a small family owns this business?
  • iget grape? haha no thanks bro, iget pussy
  • Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on jexzone.dog?
  • watching asmr videos on mute
  • fortnite? yeah, that's the interval at which i pay my runescape membership [fact check this]
  • me and the bad bitch i pulled by sending links. and i think id use a picture of keanu and trinity to represent how the link sharing happens on a computer
  • nike air max
  • are kpop stans not deterred by the threat of korean fan death?
  • who up illuminating they manuscript
  • i just got gifted this horse and boy are its teeth beautiful
  • hey i've been watching this pot for a while. does anyone know when it's gonna boil
  • web hosting for morons reddit
  • well, they can't all be winsons
  • who up clicking they links!
  • i have configured my devices to automatically block any DMs received from anyone who is not the girl at berkelouw books who complimented my hair on december 11th, 2023
  • day ?? without twitter i am currently loading the r/cannedsardines wiki
  • IMPORTANT if you served me at berkelouw books on december 11th and complimented my hair, please come to my house and be my best friend
  • [visual meme] all my neighbours love (spotify song screenshot of a fav song)
  • call me Guinevere the way i enjoy your lance a lot
  • your lady in a lake the way i camealot
  • how about this she pull on my sword til i excaliburst
  • if you send me a live photo im playing that shit. you’d best believe i’m listening to your background noise
  • confession i make aidan come with me when i want ham from coles because im too scared to talk to the deli lady
  • you never know what you’re gonna get when you click on a link!
  • *on one knee* will you be the lean to my bladee
  • i got a good mark at the dentist and have earned the special reward of eating like shit and barely flossing for the next 3-4 weeks
  • meds smokers need to stop putting on airs and just go buy their weed out of someone’s shed like a normal person
  • i would fuck charlie kelly in a purely platonic way
  • OPINION: the tv remote used to work better
  • if i stop watching tv for more than 15 minutes i start thinking like maybe everyone would be better off without me
  • i can’t wait to go home and listen to the same album ive heard 3x today but on my big speakers
  • i like music so much that i frequently find it overwhelming and distracting throughout the day. anyway stream bayang antarctica mixtape
  • i want the murder lemonade i need the murder lemonade i would die for the murder lemonade
  • limmys show “what’s yer hing” for when you meet another autist and want to know what their special interest is
  • waiting for a permission slip from god that says i’m allowed to vape and nothing bad will happen
  • PREDICTION they will make a comedy biopic about trump and it will be one of the funniest movies of our lifetime. it will star seth rogen when he’s in his 60s
  • panera potion seller: my strongest lemonades would kill you traveller (panera bread murder lemonade)
  • getting a good grade in the pit is normal to want and possible to achieve
  • [shingles-haver voice] poxchamp